You TOO can lose 12 pounds in one week!!

...... and that is exactly what I did last week! Snaps for me! Oh ya! Now, HOW, you may ask, did I lose 12 pounds in one week? Proper meals? Nah. Proper exercise? Nope. Jenny Craig? Nutrisystem? Weight Watchers? Negative! How about the Hollywood Diet? No way.

It's called Diet Aller Aux Toilettes. This is a very special diet. Those lucky enough to be on it are only blessed with it for a few days... a week, tops! One may only acquire it from another person who is already on this diet.
For instance, I received it from my lovely 4 year old, who suddenly went on this diet last Monday, embarrassingly enough, at a public school. By Tuesday evening, I was also included in this lovely diet. By Friday, so was my mother.

This diet is fantastic! It allows you to eat nothing except 7-up, saltines and maybe, if you are lucky, applesauce. Even the saltines are pushing it. If you decide that you want to quit this diet, and say, try to each yummy enchiladas... beware! The diet Gods of Porcelain will not allow it! They will punish you greatly for such atrocious thinking and condemn you to two more days of this diet!!

So a word to the wise. When introduced to this diet, this Diet Aller Aux Toilettes, play nice. Eat nothing... and you too shall lose 12 pounds in one week.