Why?

This evening I went to Wal*Mart to spend a gift certificate. I walked around, and walked around. Found some great clearance things (woohoo!), and then veered over to get conditioner. Holy hannah! There are so many different conditioners! I read through everyone, it took about 15 minutes. Finally after deciding on a good conditioner, I went to the haid clip section one aisle over. What? Something caught my eye. I turned around, and there... the hair coloring section. Oh no, this NEVER turns out good. Ever. So I walked away. Do not be proud, for I turned back around. Picked out a color, but then put it back. Decided on highlights, but put it back because I convinced myself it was too expensive. But look! Look a little lower! There was a much CHEAPER highlighting color. It ended up in my cart. Ah shoot. I imagine I will have uneven orange highlights tomorrow. It will be great.