HELP! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
Do you see it? Look close!
.......... all of these are right shoes.
Where are their mates?
The left shoe?
Gone.
No where to be found.
The Great Shoe Caper of 2011
has commenced!
The Shoe Thief of Norwood Street
has stirred quite a ruckus in our home. We cannot find the left shoes to most of our shoes.
Gone! Disappeared! Vanished!
DO NOT TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF IN OUR HOME!!
The second you blink, your left shoe will disappear. I have started keeping my work shoes in the car, as to not temp this conniving shoe thief.
We have been investigating and while the thief moves at lightning speed and is a master at evading the cameras, think we are close to naming the thieving shoe culprit...
........... so close.
If by chance you find a pile of left shoes, please contact us immediately.
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